This morning, at Melinda's house, she was downstairs like, shucking corn, and I was laying on her bed watching television. All of a sudden, this informercial for "Urine Gone" comes on, and it goes into an in depth explanation of how "Urine Gone" removes Urine residue and stains that pesky animals, and some humans, leave behind. And I layed there, laughing hysterically, praying Melinda would come up and see it, because I knew no explanation would do it justice. And then she finally came up during the last few moments, I laughed, pointed, and waited.
Honestly, please tell me how it gets any better than Urine Gone.

Also, again, my apologies to a Miss Toni Qualiblahblah for not attending her graduation party. I wanted to, honestly.

That's it.